I just found out someone has been working on the Cat Bible Translation. Being the Cat Lady myself, I couldn't resist sharing the good newz wid my kittehz.
Mark 1
1 K, I just telz u this, but I telz u agin. Ceiling Cat haz son name Jesus Christ. This hiz stori:2 Wise catz sed, Ceiling Cat send wai smrt d00d.3 He make thingz redy 4 Jesus.4 Hiz name John. He wantz us to dunk in water. (wt*? iz he srs?)5 Catz let him do thiz crzy thing though. They dunk in water. Srsly6 John wearz crzy clothez and eatz bugz (I guess he no haz cheezburgr)7 He sez, "New cat come, he's wai better thn me8 I torturz u with waterz but he givz u Hover Cat. Srsly.
9 So Jesus, he come to John like John sez. John torturz Jesus with waterz.10 Ceiling Cat sends Spirit of teh Ceiling Cat.11 Ceiling Cat sez "This mai Kitteh. I'ze happy."12 Then teh Spirit sends him 2 wild.13 An he was en wilderness long tyme (srsly, 40 dais!). An Saitan wuz offering many evilz cheezburgrz an catnipz to him. An he wuz wit teh sqirrelz, an angelz were giving him srsly betur cheezburgrz an brushd hiz fur.
14 Aftr John wuz arrestid (LOLPWND!!!1), Jesus came into Galilee, tellin all teh kittinz about teh good newz of teh Ceiling Cat,15 an he sayd, "Eetz tyme, kittenz! Ceiling Cat'z kingdim is here! Turn from yur eevil wayz an believe in teh good newz!"
Mark 1
1 K, I just telz u this, but I telz u agin. Ceiling Cat haz son name Jesus Christ. This hiz stori:2 Wise catz sed, Ceiling Cat send wai smrt d00d.3 He make thingz redy 4 Jesus.4 Hiz name John. He wantz us to dunk in water. (wt*? iz he srs?)5 Catz let him do thiz crzy thing though. They dunk in water. Srsly6 John wearz crzy clothez and eatz bugz (I guess he no haz cheezburgr)7 He sez, "New cat come, he's wai better thn me8 I torturz u with waterz but he givz u Hover Cat. Srsly.
9 So Jesus, he come to John like John sez. John torturz Jesus with waterz.10 Ceiling Cat sends Spirit of teh Ceiling Cat.11 Ceiling Cat sez "This mai Kitteh. I'ze happy."12 Then teh Spirit sends him 2 wild.13 An he was en wilderness long tyme (srsly, 40 dais!). An Saitan wuz offering many evilz cheezburgrz an catnipz to him. An he wuz wit teh sqirrelz, an angelz were giving him srsly betur cheezburgrz an brushd hiz fur.
14 Aftr John wuz arrestid (LOLPWND!!!1), Jesus came into Galilee, tellin all teh kittinz about teh good newz of teh Ceiling Cat,15 an he sayd, "Eetz tyme, kittenz! Ceiling Cat'z kingdim is here! Turn from yur eevil wayz an believe in teh good newz!"
Happy New Year!
